Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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