i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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