We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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