Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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