standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
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I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
In other news, I just burned my penis
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
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Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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