Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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