new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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