So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Randomize
