I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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