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if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Less talking, more tequila
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
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My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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