ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
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he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
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Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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