Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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