The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
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Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
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Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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