so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
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Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
we should paint friendship bongs
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