He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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