Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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