My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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