The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
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he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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