Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
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There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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