i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
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I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
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I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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