Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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