forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
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you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
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Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
MIDGETS
????
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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