my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
my poor anus
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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