Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
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We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
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Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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