Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
