dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
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Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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