It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
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You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
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This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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