The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
