Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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