someone get that fucking seahorse.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
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It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
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We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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