can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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