Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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