i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
