Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
You've changed since you got that strap on
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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