i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
