? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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