i permit you to call me
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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