Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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