so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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