i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
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Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
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He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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