last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
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When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
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I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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