and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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