Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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