we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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