I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
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where are you?
Hypothermia
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
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Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
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