the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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this must be what syphilis tastes like
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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