there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
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Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
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Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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