Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
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you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
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Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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