Plan B is the new Plan A
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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