Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
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Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
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He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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