people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
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A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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