it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
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Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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