Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
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Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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