thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
cat food counts as protein by the way
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
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Going to get a "plan B"urrito
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
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He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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