the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
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Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
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We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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